dearest zit,

what a pleasant surprise!

well played, zit! you've fooled us all. just when i thought i could predict your every move, you remind me just how little i know about the changeable nature of the zit. after rising up like a phoenix and threatening me with your sheer size, you shock the masses by sinking back into yourself as if you never existed at all. amazing! so zit, i commend you! for teaching me to never assume anything as it always makes an ass out of u and me!


very truly yours,
lauren